News Reports Misinterpret Yet Another Neuroscience Study

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    A new neuroscience study entitled “A Novel Protein Target for Aging-Associated Neuronal Degeneration” led to a flurry of reports in the news.  These reports had such titles as “Are Proteins Involved in Neuronal Degeneration? IDK, I didn’t read the study,” “Can Books in Department Stores Revolutionize Science? Target Novel Shows Promising Results,” and “New Study Implies that all Diseases will be Eradicated by End of 2016.”

    The media has a long history of misunderstandings in the realm of science, including a recent incident in which a new mouse model led to a plethora of headlines regarding animal cruelty at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Another model organism noted in the article to have been seen at the show, the fruit fly Drosophila Melanogaster, weighed in at less than a gram, leading the media to criticize unrealistic beauty standards in the modeling industry.  


Other examples of the media’s misinterpretations of science include:

    A recent survey of scientists found that with regards to the issue of media miscommunication of scientific topics, 41% “sees this as a problem”, 2% “sees this as a non-issue”, and 57% “would like to go get cupcakes.”  From this survey, the media reported that over 99% of scientists do not believe media misinterpretation of research to be a “significant problem”.

    Media corporations say that in response to this growing problem, significant action must be taken.  They believe that a “fair and just solution” to this “minor issue” is a “large CEO pay raise.”


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